Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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