I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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