nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
