just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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