hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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