would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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