I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
