I wish I could punch you in the face.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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