Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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