Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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