umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
