Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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