i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You pole danced in your parka.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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