I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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