im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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