that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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