physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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