Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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