So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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