Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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