i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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