Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
handjob tips. give me some.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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