I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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