On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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