And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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