If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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