Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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