TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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