she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i think i have herpe
just one?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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