Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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