i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She's like a pop up book from hell.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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