i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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