please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
only if we run a train.
done.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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