Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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