if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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