There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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