i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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