After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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