i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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