I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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