Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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