Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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