Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
we're so committed to being not committed
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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