There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
nutella sex= disaster
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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