Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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