Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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