I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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