if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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