The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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