well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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