Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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